Dating Tips From A Spy
Ask about his passions, hobbies, and interests! Learn his weaknesses. Exploit his fears. Read more Dating Tips From A Spy at The Toast.
View ArticleI’m Glad My Birthmom Had a Choice
It is profoundly disturbing to imply that adopted kids should feel lucky to be alive, which is exactly how it felt every time my grandmother (or religion teacher, or other various and sundry...
View ArticleIf Daniel Henney Were Your Boyfriend
You’d really enjoy your visits to the Asian Actor Club. Read more If Daniel Henney Were Your Boyfriend at The Toast.
View ArticleJewel Key: Friendship and Escape in the Everglades
You listen to the quiet hum of your best friends’ breathing, the ocean baptizing the shore again and again. This moment is the closest thing to home you’ve felt in a long time. Read more Jewel Key:...
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Women With Snake Boyfriends In Western Art History
his name is Gregory and yes, it is serious Read more Women With Snake Boyfriends In Western Art History at The Toast.
View ArticleIf Mary-Louise Parker Were Your Girlfriend
If Mary-Louise Parker were your girlfriend, you’d laze in bed together on Sunday mornings, with just thin, jersey-cotton sheets as the only barrier between your bodies and the air, and she would read...
View ArticleIf Josh Hutcherson Were Your Boyfriend
If Josh Hutcherson were your boyfriend, he would entertain your friends for hours, mixing cocktails like a wise bartender during Prohibition and listening intently to their tales of workplace...
View ArticleAunt Acid: On Unemployed Partners and Undisclosed Trauma
This month Aunt Acid advises a reader whose boyfriend is down about his unemployment, and another who is wondering how to tell her husband about a past sexual assault. Read more Aunt Acid: On...
View ArticleAdditional Love Languages
The Five Love Languages is a bestselling book that discusses the five essential ways that people "speak and understand emotional love." The primary love languages include Words of Affirmation, Acts of...
View Article“You left your culture at the door”: Relationships, Misogyny, and Asian...
"You left your culture at the door when you married a white guy." Read more “You left your culture at the door”: Relationships, Misogyny, and Asian American Inside Baseball at The Toast.
View ArticleWHY YOU KEEP HAVING THE SAME FIGHT EVERY TIME: A TEXT GAME
BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO CONCEDE THAT ANY FIGHT MIGHT BE ABOUT A SPECIFIC SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES AND REPEATEDLY INSIST IT'S ABOUT "THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING," BUT IF EVERYTHING IS A PRINCIPLE THEN NOTHING...
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Women Who Are Dating Peacocks In Western Art History
"I think it would be best if you go after all, Jeremy. Perhaps we can talk later, if you're able to stop saying such hurtful things." Read more Women Who Are Dating Peacocks In Western Art History at...
View ArticleIf Oscar Isaac Were Your Boyfriend
If Oscar Isaac were your boyfriend, he'd know about your penchant for doodling people during long phone calls. You’d leave your notebook open on the kitchen counter and return later to find your...
View ArticleIf Lea Salonga Were Your Best Friend
If Lea Salonga were your best friend, your text messages would be laced with song lyrics, things you were too shy to tweet, and the occasional dreamcast prediction for the live-action Mulan. Read more...
View ArticleThe Toast Looks Back: The Best of If X Were Your Y
WHERE IT ALL BEGAN: "If Channing Tatum were your boyfriend, he would get you the worst birthday gifts, but he would look at you with such love that you would never care. Then he would dance for you."...
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Women With Snake Boyfriends In Western Art History
his name is Gregory and yes, it is serious Read more Women With Snake Boyfriends In Western Art History at The Toast.
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